Mr. and Miss CARROT

Did you know that even carrots have their sexuality??? SO BETTER CHECK THEM IN THE SUPERMARKET?WHICH CARROT WILL YOU GOING TO BUY?? wILL IT BE MR. CARROT? BECAUSE HE HAS AN EXTRA.....tooooot.. bleeep..hahahahaha

Patay kang daga ka....

Your mouse will end up like this, if you will left it with your pussy cat...hahhahahaaa....

"MISS MARQUIZ, MISS MANNYLYN AND MISS MORALES a.k.a. Ai-Ai dela"s alas

"FEATURING THE BOXERS-TURNED RING GALS'

Have you ever imagine what if these macho men will BE TRAPPED IN female SEXY bodies ...but with their same faces...???
Who will you choose to date with.. if they are only the last gals in the planet earth???hahahaha...

A MIRACLE ACCIDENT?

Today is July 27, 2008, Sunday. It's not Friday the 13th isn't it?



Do you agree with me?...he3..Just checking...Probably you already guess what happened to me this Beautiful day...Maybe some of you is in your home right now enjoying your Piatos, Caramba, CHICHARON OR BOY BAWANG he3, while watching the tv, surfing the net, checking out you profile in your friendster account, or JUST MAYBE,,you are reading my blog??thanks for reading this article,...I just wanna share about what did happen to me this day....I describe it as a "miracle", really A MIRACLE FROM GOD.. HOW lucky i am I still HAVE THE CHANCE TONIGHT to write on my blog... and smell the freshness of air, breath, laugh, and live this moment,, I should be in the hospital or morgue without the help of God,..Why? I JUST MET, I mean we, together with the taxi driver, met an accident, we crashed on the middle part of the PUV jeepney, HOw lucky we are, the taxi driver step on the breaks, i just had a bruised on my right leg...ASK ME WHAT HAPPENED TO THE TAXI DRIVER??nothing at all, but I pity on the lady that fell from the jeepney.....I bet she is ok right now...because she immediately stand up..as if nothing happened....It was really a miracle...I'M STILL GUIDED, I MEAN WE....HOW LUCKY WE ARE TO HAVE A GOD THAT DEFIES THE NATURE IN ORDER TO PROTECT US...JUST CHOOSE THE RIGHT CHOICE.....JESUS SAVES ME....JESUS CARES FOR ME,,,JESUS LOVES ME.... I LOVE YOU LORD.. PAKISS NGA>.HE3..MWAH

P.S. (It is already my second time to encounter a car crashed).....it's a MIRACle.....

A PRAYER OF THANKSGIVING....

DEAR LORD,

HOW ARE YOU DOING UP THERE LORD???....AHMMMM...I JUST WANT TO SAY THAT I DID MISS YOU A LOT...NO JOKE,,, I MISS ALL THE TIMES THAT I DO ROMANTIC THINGS JUST TO PLEASE YOU....I COULD FEEL YOUR LOVE WHENEVER I SING FOR YOU!!..LORD I WANT TO THANK YOU!!!FOR MAKING ME EXPERIENCE THAT BURNING FEELING THAT FLOWS WITHIN MY HEART!!! THE UNEXPLAINABLE JOY AND COMFORT!AND FIRST AND FOREMOST THE BLESSINGS THAT FLOWS TO EACH AND EVERY MEMBER OF OUR FAMILY..THE LAUGHTER,FINANCIAL BLESSINGS,HEALTH, PEACE.........ALL I COULD ASK FOR MORE IS YOUR PRESENCE!! ! !

LORD CAN I ASKS FOR SOMETHING???I KNOW YOU HAVE GIVEN IT ALREADY TO ME......IN JESUS NAME...I CLAIMED IT!!!I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH.......


WOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!HALLELUJAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The FAMOUS INVENTION ON THE 21ST CENTURY!HE3

TITLE: THE TELEPHONE PORT ENERGY EXTRACTOR

DESCRIPTION: A gadget which is capable of extracting electrical energy from the VDC source of Telephone Lines by means of lighting LED LAMPS.

This project was made possible through the efforts of the following proponents who invested their time and efforts in researching brilliant ideas and applying them upon the construction of this Magnificent, Accessible, Low-cost Gadget.

THIS PROJECT WAS CRITICIZED BY THE FOLLOWING PROMINENT PERSONS IN THEIR OWN FIELDS HELD ON march 12, 2008 at THE AUDIO-VISUAL ROOM IN BATAAN PENINSULA STATE UNIVERSITY MAIN CAMPUS UNDER THE SUPERVISION OF ENGR. NELSON S. ANDRES.


THE CRITICS:

ENGR. RODRIGO C. MUNOZ- B.S.E.C.E. DEAN , COLLEGE OF ENGINEERING AND ARCHITECTURE

ENGR. EUGENE V. VEGA-B.S.M.E., INSTRUCTOR, COLLEGE OF ENGINEERING AND ARCHITECTURE

ENGR.CHRISTOPHER CRUZ-FOREMAN, PENELCO


RATING: 90 %

INTERNAL PARTS OF THE GADGET

CAN YOU IMAGINE?? there are only FOUR MAIN COMPONENTS TO CONSTRUCT THIS PROJECT:

1. RESISTORS
2. VOLTAGE REGULATOR (KBP 210)
3.WIRES
4. IC (LM 317 LZ)
TOTAL COST: 100 PHP

"The BACK DRAFT OF THE DEFENSE PRESENTATION"

Did you know??? HOW DID IT COME UP to have this Back draft?.....within a 10-minute time....

Because of the genius man named....ALLAN..??who is he??? that's me...he3...What did I do? Just use the power of spoken word to your classmates....SHOUT!!!!he3,,,thanks to you bro! JOEL..and your indestructible LAPTOP!

Presenting the GROUP FORCE!

Photograph taken by: MC

(From left to right):ME, MARK,JHUN AND JAY....

We were the 2nd to the last group that will be criticized, we felt nervous, and trying to calm ourselves..See I'm making a peace sign!!thnx mam MC!!he3


Its our moment!!!! The CRITIQUING!!!!

Group force:Me,Mark,Jhun, Noriel, Jay and Gimo!!!

Performance wise!!naks.. I BIT A LITTLE NERVOUS..but.. because of my mass appeal and humor!!!I did my best!!he3,,I motivated each member to give their best shot....We can resists a number of destruction to defend our project study but with the help of my buddy "JESUS..WE MADE IT!!!!!....

CAN'T YOU SEE?? I AM SUCH A GOOD CATCH AT MY SIDE VIEW!!HE3

ALL PULSES WERE BACK TO NORMAL..RELAXATION MODE....PICTURE TAKING!

CAN YOU SPOT ALL THE JURORS?? I BET YOU DID....IT'S OBVIOUS COMPARED TO OUR YOUNG LOOKING SKINS,,,WAHAHAHA.. EXCEPT TO MY BUDDY WEARING PINK LONG SLEEVES.,OUR Not so YOUNG CLASSMATE....kuya ARnel....

hmmm..BY THE WAY CAN YOU SEE ME??? I'M SO TALL SO DARK...AND SO WHOLESOME..HAHAHA..






TANTANANTANANAN... THE 1ST PLACERS IN GOD'S EYES AND THE 3RD PLACERS IN THE CRITICS EYES, .HMMMP MAYBE THEY STILL HAVE THEIR MORNING GLORIES!!!WAHAHAHAHA

NORIEL,JHUN, MARK, ME, JAY AND SIR ANDRES

The JOJO A'S,!! I JUST LEARNED THE MASTERY OF POSING AND FACIAL PROJECTION!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHA....I LOOK DASHING...NOT IN THE SNOW HUH!HE3....






AHHHHHHHHHMM......OH MY GOD I'M BURNING!!!


JOB WELL DONE FOR ALL OF US....EVEN THE SUN CELEBRATES WITH US ...HAHAHHAHA...ENGR.LACSON AHMMM...MY NOT SO FAVORITE INSTRUCTOR!!!BUT I SALUTE YOU SIR!!!HE3

THE PROPONENTS:

WAJE, ALLAN RUIZ
# 08 Purok 1 Daang Bago Dinalupihan, Bataan

Contact No: 09289307101/ (047)-481-3555
Email Address: ejaw_19@yahoo.com

PERSONAL DATA

Ø Birth Date : October 17, 1985

Ø Birth Place: Dinalupihan, Bataan

Ø Civil Status: Single

Ø Citizenship: Filipino

Ø Gender: Male

Ø Height: 5’6”

Ø Weight: 140 lbs.

Ø Religion: Catholic

Ø Father’s Name: Conrado M. Waje

Ø Mother’s Name: Conchita R. Waje

Ø Language/Dialect Spoken: English/Tagalog/Pampango

Ø Person to be Notified in Case of Emergency Conchita R. Waje

Contact No: (047) –481-3555

Ø Motto: HOW CAN you face your problem if your problem is your face.

FERNADEZ, GUILLERMO JR. VELORIA

2107 Brgy. Ibis Bagac, Bataan

Contact No: 09093719121

PERSONAL DATA

Ø Birth Date : January 31, 1986

Ø Birth Place: Ibis Bagac, Bataan

Ø Civil Status: Single

Ø Citizenship: Filipino

Ø Gender: Male

Ø Height: 5’7”

Ø Weight: 123 lbs.

Ø Religion: Catholic

Ø Father’s Name: Guillermo A. Fernandez Sr.

Ø Mother’s Name: Erlind V. Fernandez Language/Dialect Spoken: English/Tagalog

Ø Person to be Notified in Case of Emergency Guillermo A. Fernandez Sr.

Contact No: 09093719121

QUINTO, MARK BAUTISTA

229 Sitio Peas Brgy. Duale Limay, Bataan

Contact No: 09107908561

Email Address: mackentaro_21@yahoo.com

Ø Birth Date : October 21, 1986

Ø Birth Place: Sitio Peas, Brgy. Duale Limay, Bataan

Ø Civil Status: Single

Ø Citizenship: Filipino

Ø Gender: Male

Ø Height: 5’8”

Ø Weight: 140 lbs.

Ø Religion: Catholic

Ø Father’s Name: Ernesto D. Qunto

Ø Mother’s Name: Leonila B. Qunto

Ø Language/Dialect Spoken: English/Tagalog

Ø Person to be Notified

in Case of Emergency: Ernesto D. Qunto

Contact No: 09293273329

Ø Motto: “First Things First!

“If you were born nothing, it is not your fault, but if you grew old and you still don’t have anything it is already your fault”

MANGANTI, JHUN ALEXIS DELA CRUZ

# 90 Batumbakal St. Sta. Rosa Pilar Bataan

Contact No: 09285481462

Email Address: jhunalexis01@yahoo.com

Ø Birth Date : July 10, 1986

Ø Birth Place: Tondo, Manila

Ø Civil Status: Single

Ø Citizenship: Filipino

Ø Gender: Male

Ø Height: 5’6”

Ø Weight: 110 lbs.

Ø Religion: Catholic

Ø Father’s Name: Luisito S. Manganti

Ø Mother’s Name: Araceli C. Manganti Language/Dialect Spoken: English/Tagalog

Ø Person to be Notified

in Case of Emergency Araceli C. Manganti

Contact No: 09285481462

Ø Motto: I Believe With God All Things Are Possible.

TOLEDO, NORIEL VINZON

# 75 General Lim Orion, Bataan

Contact No: 09106722915

Email Address: nvt_butchukoy@killersmile.com

Ø Birth Date : February 5, 1986

Ø Birth Place: Silang, Cavite

Ø Civil Status: Single

Ø Citizenship: Filipino

Ø Gender: Male

Ø Height: 5’8”

Ø Weight: 125 lbs.

Ø Religion: Baptist

Ø Father’s Name: Marciano M. Toledo

Ø Mother’s Name: Elizabeth.V. Toledo

Ø Language/Dialect Spoken: English/Tagalog

Ø Person to be Notified

in Case of Emergency Elizabeth.V. Toledo

Ø Motto: I Can Do All Things Through . Christ Who Strengthens Me.

MANGILA, JAY REYES

Sta. Ana Balagtas Orion, Bataan

Contact No: 09197563408

Email Address: j_mangila357@yahoo.com

Ø Birth Date : August 16, 1986

Ø Birth Place: Balanga, Bataan

Ø Civil Status: Single

Ø Citizenship: Filipino

Ø Gender: Male

Ø Height: 5’7”

Ø Weight: 149 lbs.

Ø Religion: Catholic

Ø Father’s Name: Manuel M. Mangila

Ø Mother’s Name: Fe R. Mangila

Ø Language/Dialect Spoken: English/Tagalog

Ø Person to be Notified

in Case of Emergency Grace R. Mangila

Address: Sta. Ana Balagtas Orion, Bataan

Motto: Eat Good, Live Bad Longer!

A POEM....

ISANG TULANG KUKUROT SA INYONG MGA PUSO..

EXCERPTS FROM PILOSOPONG
PROCORPIO
AUTHOR: A.R.W.


KAMING MGA UNGAS

KAMING MGA UNGAS
AY SADYANG MATITIKAS
MAY TALENTONG KAGILA-GILALAS
AT HINDI MAPAGMATAAS

KAMI MAN AY SAWI SA PAG-IBIG
KAHIT MUKHA NAMIY KAIBIG-IBIG
PILIT KAMING BABANGON
MAPA SA AMIN YARING DAIGDIG

KAMI MAN AY MINAMALIIT
SA KARANASANG NAPAKAPAIIT
HUMANDA KAYO SA AMING
PAGBABALIK
AT TIYAK KAYOY MAPAPAKAPIT

KAMIY TINAKDANG ISILANG SA
MUNDO
UPANG MGA ARISTOKRATAT
MAYAYABANG AY MALITO
KOMEDYA MAN ANG AMING HATID
KASIYAHANG TUNAY AY IYONG
MABABATID

UNGAS MAN KAMIY TAWAGIN
ABA HUWAG NINYO KAMING LALAITIN
BAKA SA BANDANG HULI MAGSISI
KA IKAW RIN!!!!
PANAGHOY SA SUBA ANG IYONG
SASAPITIN.O. K. BA!!!NAKS???

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