Mr. and Miss CARROT

Did you know that even carrots have their sexuality??? SO BETTER CHECK THEM IN THE SUPERMARKET?WHICH CARROT WILL YOU GOING TO BUY?? wILL IT BE MR. CARROT? BECAUSE HE HAS AN EXTRA.....tooooot.. bleeep..hahahahaha

Patay kang daga ka....

Your mouse will end up like this, if you will left it with your pussy cat...hahhahahaaa....

"MISS MARQUIZ, MISS MANNYLYN AND MISS MORALES a.k.a. Ai-Ai dela"s alas

"FEATURING THE BOXERS-TURNED RING GALS'

Have you ever imagine what if these macho men will BE TRAPPED IN female SEXY bodies ...but with their same faces...???
Who will you choose to date with.. if they are only the last gals in the planet earth???hahahaha...

A MIRACLE ACCIDENT?

Today is July 27, 2008, Sunday. It's not Friday the 13th isn't it?



Do you agree with me?...he3..Just checking...Probably you already guess what happened to me this Beautiful day...Maybe some of you is in your home right now enjoying your Piatos, Caramba, CHICHARON OR BOY BAWANG he3, while watching the tv, surfing the net, checking out you profile in your friendster account, or JUST MAYBE,,you are reading my blog??thanks for reading this article,...I just wanna share about what did happen to me this day....I describe it as a "miracle", really A MIRACLE FROM GOD.. HOW lucky i am I still HAVE THE CHANCE TONIGHT to write on my blog... and smell the freshness of air, breath, laugh, and live this moment,, I should be in the hospital or morgue without the help of God,..Why? I JUST MET, I mean we, together with the taxi driver, met an accident, we crashed on the middle part of the PUV jeepney, HOw lucky we are, the taxi driver step on the breaks, i just had a bruised on my right leg...ASK ME WHAT HAPPENED TO THE TAXI DRIVER??nothing at all, but I pity on the lady that fell from the jeepney.....I bet she is ok right now...because she immediately stand up..as if nothing happened....It was really a miracle...I'M STILL GUIDED, I MEAN WE....HOW LUCKY WE ARE TO HAVE A GOD THAT DEFIES THE NATURE IN ORDER TO PROTECT US...JUST CHOOSE THE RIGHT CHOICE.....JESUS SAVES ME....JESUS CARES FOR ME,,,JESUS LOVES ME.... I LOVE YOU LORD.. PAKISS NGA>.HE3..MWAH

P.S. (It is already my second time to encounter a car crashed).....it's a MIRACle.....

A PRAYER OF THANKSGIVING....

DEAR LORD,

HOW ARE YOU DOING UP THERE LORD???....AHMMMM...I JUST WANT TO SAY THAT I DID MISS YOU A LOT...NO JOKE,,, I MISS ALL THE TIMES THAT I DO ROMANTIC THINGS JUST TO PLEASE YOU....I COULD FEEL YOUR LOVE WHENEVER I SING FOR YOU!!..LORD I WANT TO THANK YOU!!!FOR MAKING ME EXPERIENCE THAT BURNING FEELING THAT FLOWS WITHIN MY HEART!!! THE UNEXPLAINABLE JOY AND COMFORT!AND FIRST AND FOREMOST THE BLESSINGS THAT FLOWS TO EACH AND EVERY MEMBER OF OUR FAMILY..THE LAUGHTER,FINANCIAL BLESSINGS,HEALTH, PEACE.........ALL I COULD ASK FOR MORE IS YOUR PRESENCE!! ! !

LORD CAN I ASKS FOR SOMETHING???I KNOW YOU HAVE GIVEN IT ALREADY TO ME......IN JESUS NAME...I CLAIMED IT!!!I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH.......


WOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!HALLELUJAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The FAMOUS INVENTION ON THE 21ST CENTURY!HE3

TITLE: THE TELEPHONE PORT ENERGY EXTRACTOR

DESCRIPTION: A gadget which is capable of extracting electrical energy from the VDC source of Telephone Lines by means of lighting LED LAMPS.

This project was made possible through the efforts of the following proponents who invested their time and efforts in researching brilliant ideas and applying them upon the construction of this Magnificent, Accessible, Low-cost Gadget.

THIS PROJECT WAS CRITICIZED BY THE FOLLOWING PROMINENT PERSONS IN THEIR OWN FIELDS HELD ON march 12, 2008 at THE AUDIO-VISUAL ROOM IN BATAAN PENINSULA STATE UNIVERSITY MAIN CAMPUS UNDER THE SUPERVISION OF ENGR. NELSON S. ANDRES.


THE CRITICS:

ENGR. RODRIGO C. MUNOZ- B.S.E.C.E. DEAN , COLLEGE OF ENGINEERING AND ARCHITECTURE

ENGR. EUGENE V. VEGA-B.S.M.E., INSTRUCTOR, COLLEGE OF ENGINEERING AND ARCHITECTURE

ENGR.CHRISTOPHER CRUZ-FOREMAN, PENELCO


RATING: 90 %

INTERNAL PARTS OF THE GADGET

CAN YOU IMAGINE?? there are only FOUR MAIN COMPONENTS TO CONSTRUCT THIS PROJECT:

1. RESISTORS
2. VOLTAGE REGULATOR (KBP 210)
3.WIRES
4. IC (LM 317 LZ)
TOTAL COST: 100 PHP

"The BACK DRAFT OF THE DEFENSE PRESENTATION"

Did you know??? HOW DID IT COME UP to have this Back draft?.....within a 10-minute time....

Because of the genius man named....ALLAN..??who is he??? that's me...he3...What did I do? Just use the power of spoken word to your classmates....SHOUT!!!!he3,,,thanks to you bro! JOEL..and your indestructible LAPTOP!

Presenting the GROUP FORCE!

Photograph taken by: MC

(From left to right):ME, MARK,JHUN AND JAY....

We were the 2nd to the last group that will be criticized, we felt nervous, and trying to calm ourselves..See I'm making a peace sign!!thnx mam MC!!he3


Its our moment!!!! The CRITIQUING!!!!

Group force:Me,Mark,Jhun, Noriel, Jay and Gimo!!!

Performance wise!!naks.. I BIT A LITTLE NERVOUS..but.. because of my mass appeal and humor!!!I did my best!!he3,,I motivated each member to give their best shot....We can resists a number of destruction to defend our project study but with the help of my buddy "JESUS..WE MADE IT!!!!!....

CAN'T YOU SEE?? I AM SUCH A GOOD CATCH AT MY SIDE VIEW!!HE3

ALL PULSES WERE BACK TO NORMAL..RELAXATION MODE....PICTURE TAKING!

CAN YOU SPOT ALL THE JURORS?? I BET YOU DID....IT'S OBVIOUS COMPARED TO OUR YOUNG LOOKING SKINS,,,WAHAHAHA.. EXCEPT TO MY BUDDY WEARING PINK LONG SLEEVES.,OUR Not so YOUNG CLASSMATE....kuya ARnel....

hmmm..BY THE WAY CAN YOU SEE ME??? I'M SO TALL SO DARK...AND SO WHOLESOME..HAHAHA..






TANTANANTANANAN... THE 1ST PLACERS IN GOD'S EYES AND THE 3RD PLACERS IN THE CRITICS EYES, .HMMMP MAYBE THEY STILL HAVE THEIR MORNING GLORIES!!!WAHAHAHAHA

NORIEL,JHUN, MARK, ME, JAY AND SIR ANDRES

The JOJO A'S,!! I JUST LEARNED THE MASTERY OF POSING AND FACIAL PROJECTION!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHA....I LOOK DASHING...NOT IN THE SNOW HUH!HE3....






AHHHHHHHHHMM......OH MY GOD I'M BURNING!!!


JOB WELL DONE FOR ALL OF US....EVEN THE SUN CELEBRATES WITH US ...HAHAHHAHA...ENGR.LACSON AHMMM...MY NOT SO FAVORITE INSTRUCTOR!!!BUT I SALUTE YOU SIR!!!HE3

THE PROPONENTS:

WAJE, ALLAN RUIZ
# 08 Purok 1 Daang Bago Dinalupihan, Bataan

Contact No: 09289307101/ (047)-481-3555
Email Address: ejaw_19@yahoo.com

PERSONAL DATA

Ø Birth Date : October 17, 1985

Ø Birth Place: Dinalupihan, Bataan

Ø Civil Status: Single

Ø Citizenship: Filipino

Ø Gender: Male

Ø Height: 5’6”

Ø Weight: 140 lbs.

Ø Religion: Catholic

Ø Father’s Name: Conrado M. Waje

Ø Mother’s Name: Conchita R. Waje

Ø Language/Dialect Spoken: English/Tagalog/Pampango

Ø Person to be Notified in Case of Emergency Conchita R. Waje

Contact No: (047) –481-3555

Ø Motto: HOW CAN you face your problem if your problem is your face.

FERNADEZ, GUILLERMO JR. VELORIA

2107 Brgy. Ibis Bagac, Bataan

Contact No: 09093719121

PERSONAL DATA

Ø Birth Date : January 31, 1986

Ø Birth Place: Ibis Bagac, Bataan

Ø Civil Status: Single

Ø Citizenship: Filipino

Ø Gender: Male

Ø Height: 5’7”

Ø Weight: 123 lbs.

Ø Religion: Catholic

Ø Father’s Name: Guillermo A. Fernandez Sr.

Ø Mother’s Name: Erlind V. Fernandez Language/Dialect Spoken: English/Tagalog

Ø Person to be Notified in Case of Emergency Guillermo A. Fernandez Sr.

Contact No: 09093719121

QUINTO, MARK BAUTISTA

229 Sitio Peas Brgy. Duale Limay, Bataan

Contact No: 09107908561

Email Address: mackentaro_21@yahoo.com

Ø Birth Date : October 21, 1986

Ø Birth Place: Sitio Peas, Brgy. Duale Limay, Bataan

Ø Civil Status: Single

Ø Citizenship: Filipino

Ø Gender: Male

Ø Height: 5’8”

Ø Weight: 140 lbs.

Ø Religion: Catholic

Ø Father’s Name: Ernesto D. Qunto

Ø Mother’s Name: Leonila B. Qunto

Ø Language/Dialect Spoken: English/Tagalog

Ø Person to be Notified

in Case of Emergency: Ernesto D. Qunto

Contact No: 09293273329

Ø Motto: “First Things First!

“If you were born nothing, it is not your fault, but if you grew old and you still don’t have anything it is already your fault”

MANGANTI, JHUN ALEXIS DELA CRUZ

# 90 Batumbakal St. Sta. Rosa Pilar Bataan

Contact No: 09285481462

Email Address: jhunalexis01@yahoo.com

Ø Birth Date : July 10, 1986

Ø Birth Place: Tondo, Manila

Ø Civil Status: Single

Ø Citizenship: Filipino

Ø Gender: Male

Ø Height: 5’6”

Ø Weight: 110 lbs.

Ø Religion: Catholic

Ø Father’s Name: Luisito S. Manganti

Ø Mother’s Name: Araceli C. Manganti Language/Dialect Spoken: English/Tagalog

Ø Person to be Notified

in Case of Emergency Araceli C. Manganti

Contact No: 09285481462

Ø Motto: I Believe With God All Things Are Possible.

TOLEDO, NORIEL VINZON

# 75 General Lim Orion, Bataan

Contact No: 09106722915

Email Address: nvt_butchukoy@killersmile.com

Ø Birth Date : February 5, 1986

Ø Birth Place: Silang, Cavite

Ø Civil Status: Single

Ø Citizenship: Filipino

Ø Gender: Male

Ø Height: 5’8”

Ø Weight: 125 lbs.

Ø Religion: Baptist

Ø Father’s Name: Marciano M. Toledo

Ø Mother’s Name: Elizabeth.V. Toledo

Ø Language/Dialect Spoken: English/Tagalog

Ø Person to be Notified

in Case of Emergency Elizabeth.V. Toledo

Ø Motto: I Can Do All Things Through . Christ Who Strengthens Me.

MANGILA, JAY REYES

Sta. Ana Balagtas Orion, Bataan

Contact No: 09197563408

Email Address: j_mangila357@yahoo.com

Ø Birth Date : August 16, 1986

Ø Birth Place: Balanga, Bataan

Ø Civil Status: Single

Ø Citizenship: Filipino

Ø Gender: Male

Ø Height: 5’7”

Ø Weight: 149 lbs.

Ø Religion: Catholic

Ø Father’s Name: Manuel M. Mangila

Ø Mother’s Name: Fe R. Mangila

Ø Language/Dialect Spoken: English/Tagalog

Ø Person to be Notified

in Case of Emergency Grace R. Mangila

Address: Sta. Ana Balagtas Orion, Bataan

Motto: Eat Good, Live Bad Longer!

A POEM....

ISANG TULANG KUKUROT SA INYONG MGA PUSO..

EXCERPTS FROM PILOSOPONG
PROCORPIO
AUTHOR: A.R.W.


KAMING MGA UNGAS

KAMING MGA UNGAS
AY SADYANG MATITIKAS
MAY TALENTONG KAGILA-GILALAS
AT HINDI MAPAGMATAAS

KAMI MAN AY SAWI SA PAG-IBIG
KAHIT MUKHA NAMIY KAIBIG-IBIG
PILIT KAMING BABANGON
MAPA SA AMIN YARING DAIGDIG

KAMI MAN AY MINAMALIIT
SA KARANASANG NAPAKAPAIIT
HUMANDA KAYO SA AMING
PAGBABALIK
AT TIYAK KAYOY MAPAPAKAPIT

KAMIY TINAKDANG ISILANG SA
MUNDO
UPANG MGA ARISTOKRATAT
MAYAYABANG AY MALITO
KOMEDYA MAN ANG AMING HATID
KASIYAHANG TUNAY AY IYONG
MABABATID

UNGAS MAN KAMIY TAWAGIN
ABA HUWAG NINYO KAMING LALAITIN
BAKA SA BANDANG HULI MAGSISI
KA IKAW RIN!!!!
PANAGHOY SA SUBA ANG IYONG
SASAPITIN.O. K. BA!!!NAKS???

March 15, 2006 | Permalink

BUZZZZTED

NABUSTED K N B?

OK MY AVID READERS,HE3 KUNG MERON MAN, I WANT TO TELL MY UNTOLD STORY HE3...ABOUT MY LOVELIFE..HU HU HU!!HE3..

HIGHSCHOOL LIFE WAS THE HAPPIEST MOMENT OF ANY STUDENT JUST LIKE ME...BUT I STARTED TO HAVE A CRUSH WAYBACK IN MY GRADE ONE..HE3..YUP THAT'S VERY TRUE..HER NAME WAS "AIZA" BUT SHE WAS A BOYISH TYPE OF GAL,THEN GRADE TWO, I MET "RHEA" SHE IS SO LOVELY AND PRETTY I REMEMBER THE DAYS WHEN OUR CLASSMATES WERE TEASING US AND SAYING THESE WORDS, "UY BAGAY SILA"...Ako naman sa loob-loob ko sinasabi ko, "SIGE PA, HE3.." BUT EVENTUALLY "RHEA" TRANSFERED IN OTHER SCHOOL. I WAS LEFT LONELY AND ALONE...FROM GRADE 3 TO GRADE 6...I FOCUS ON MY STUDIES, EVEN THERE WERE MANY GIRLS EYEING ON ME...

MY FIRST DAY IN HIGSHOOL WAS SO GREAT,WHEN OUR TEACHER TOLD US TO INTRODUCE OURSELVES, ONE GIRL CATCHED MY ATTENTION SHE WAS PETITE,CUTE, SHE HAS ROUND AND LOVELY EYES, WHITE COMPLEXIONED, BLOND GIRL...I FELT SOMETHING STRANGE, MY HEART STARTED TO PALPITATE, AND IT'S LIKE I WAS ELECTRICUTED..HE3...HER NAME WAS "MYLAH"...SHE WAS OUR MUSE THEN, BECAUSE SHE WAS PRETTY...BUY SAD TO SAY SHE WAS EYEING ON MY CLASSMATE, HE WAS TALLER, MORE HANDSOME..ako cute lang..he3.. BUT MY CLASSMATE IS NOT INTERESTED TO HER...AND I'M HAPPY ABOUT IT...

2ND YEAR "MY YEAR"- IT WAS OUR FOUNDATION NIGHT, FINALLY I HAVE THE CHANCE TO BE WITH HER....THAT NIGHT LIGHTS SUDDENLY SHUT OFF, EUREKA, IT'S BROWN OUT,,HE3... I WAS WITH THEM THAT TIME SHE WAS ACCOMPANIED BY HER TWO GIRLFRIENDS, BECAUSE WE CAN'T DO ANYTHING, WE JUST SAT ON THE GROUND AND STARTED TO CHIT-CHAT..WE STARTED TO PLAY "TRUTH OR CONSEQUENCE". AND AFTER 3 MINUTES IT'S MY TURN ...I CHOSE TRUTH AND HER GIRLFRIEND STARTED TO ASK ME A PROFOUND QUESTION....SHE ASKED, " WHO AMONG US IS YOUR CRUSH??".. I SAID MY-MY- MYLAH?? THEY STARTED TO SHOUT....YIHEEEEEEEE,,,,MYLAH... I FELT A RUSH OF BLOOD ON MY FACE....JUST RIGHT AFTER THEY SHOUTED,,THE LIGHTS SUDDENLY TURN ON...AND IT'S MY CHANCE TO ASK "MYLAH" TO DANCE...WE, THEN HURRIEDLY WENT TO THE DANCE FLOOR..AND ASKED HER, MY-MY-MYLAH..MAY I DANCE WITH YOU!! AND SHE SAID..YE-YESS...ALLAN....WIPPEEEEEE!!! IT'S LIKE I WON ONE MILLION PESOS WITH BELLY DANCERS DANCING WITH ME...HE3.. I TOOK HER HAND AND SHE PUT HER HANDS ON MY SHOULDERS, AND I PUT MY TREMBLING HANDS ON HER SEXY HIPS..."ANG LAMBOT....." SHE WAS SO SEXY INDEED... WE TALKED,,,AND I BEGAN TO START OUR CONVERSATION...I CAN'T EVEN STARE AT HER EYES AND LOOK AT HER FACE...ASK ME WHY?? BECAUSE I HAVEN'T CHEWED ANY CANDIES OR CHEWING GUM..MAYBE SHE WILL SMELL MY NOT SO "BAD BREATH"..IT'S ALREADY 12 PM THAT NIGHT..THAT'S WHY I'M NOT CONFIDENT,,BECAUSE THE BREATH OF COUNT DRACULA WILL START TO STINK,,HE3..MEANWHILE ON THE DANCEFLOOR.. I ENJOYED EVERY SECOND I TOUCH HER,,FINALLY AFTER SO MANY DAYS AND MONTHS I FANTASIZED AND DREAMING ABOUT HER..IT ALREADY COME TO PASSED.. WHAT A NIGHT....IT'S A NIGHT TO REMEMBER FOR ME...

DAYS HAD PASSED I'M DETERMINED TO COURT "MYLAH", BUT THE PROBLEM WAS I DON'T KNOW HO TO COURT A LADY...SHE WAS MY MEMBER AND I'M THE LEADER, WE WERE CLEANERS OF THE ROOM EVERY FRIDAY, BECAUSE OUR SURNAMES WERE THE LAST LETTERS IN THE ALPHABET.WE WERE ARRANGED ALPHABETICALLY. MY SURNAME IS "W" AND HER WAS "T".. EVERY FRIDAY I SEE TO IT, TO SHOW OFF HER WHAT I GOT .. I ARRANGED THE ARM CHAIRS AND SHE WAS SWEEPING THE FLOOR... I FELT SOMETHING STRANGE ABOUT US...SHE WAS QUITE AND I NOTICED SHE WAS NOT LIKE THE "MYLAH" I USED TO KNOW WHO WAS "KALOG".. SHE WAS "DEMURE" NOW AND MORE CONSCIOUS ABOUT HER LOOKS.. I WAS HAPPY ABOUT THAT,AND THEN A VOICE INSIDE ME STARTS TO SAY "WHOOH, MAY GUSTO RIN SAKIN TO HE3"....

WEEKS HAD PASSED, AND OUR "RECOGNITION DAY" IS FAST APPROACHING.. I RECEIVED A "NEWS" FROM MY CLASSMATE, "JOSELITO" , A.K.A. "SALATERO" HE3... HE SAID TO ME THAT "MYLAH" WAS LEAVING OUR SCHOOL, BECAUSE SHE WILL GOING TO TRANSFER IN "PAGALANGGANG NATIONAL HIGH"..I FELT SAD ABOUT WHAT I HEARD.."AND I'M "MR. LONELY" ONCE AGAIN ..BUT THIS GUY "JOSELITO" CHEERED ME UP, HE SAID TO ME.."BAKIT DI NO SIYA LIGAWAN?" AND I SAID " DI NGA AKO MARUNONG E.... pANO BA?"..AND HE RESPONDED.. "MADALI LANG YAN..SIGE AKO BAHALA". IT WAS A "HOT" AFTERNOON, THE LEAVES FROM THE TREES WERE FALLING DOWN FROM THEIR BRANCHES" AND A COOL SUMMER WIND IS BLOWING....AND I WAS SITTING ON THE BENCH OF OUR CORRIDOR..AND SUDDENLY OUR CLASSMATES ANNOUNCED TO US THAT THERE WILL BE NO CLASSES.. THEY ALL YELLED, "YEHEY"...BUT ME I SAID IN A LOW PITCHED MELLO-DRAMATIC VOICE, LIKE THE VOICE OF A "LAMPAYATOT"...."Y--E-E--E--SSSSS"????..HE3.. AND I SAW " JOSELITO",,,"LAN! COME HERE, I HAVE A PLAN HE SAID... I ASKED "WHAT IS YOUR PLAN".. ??. HE ANSWERED.."I WANT TO TELL YOU THAT "MYLAH" IS IN THE ROOM OF "SECTION-MAHOGANY".. I WANT YOU TO GO AND SEE HER,,ASKED HER A PERMISSION TO COURT HER....HE ADDED.. I TREMBLED.. AND SAID THE EMPOWERING WORDS,,,.CGE !!!.. I WALKED INTO THE ROOM, CLOSED THE DOOR,,,AND I SAW HER....! SHE WAS SO PRETTY .."ANG GANDA NIYA TALAGA"!.. BUT MY KNEES STARTED TO SHAKE,,AND MY HANDS WERE TREMBLING,, I APPROACH HER, AND I SAID, "HI" , KUMAIN KA NA???...AND SHE SAID ..OO NAMAN,.." WHAT A QUESTION"!!.. IT'S ALREADY 2:00 pm , .."siyempre kumain na siya he3"... I FELT PRESSURED,,BUT I TRIED TO MAKE OUR CONVERSATION TO RUN SMOOTHLY... I WAS SO SEROUS THAT TIME...IF I COULD SEE MYSELF THAT TIME..."MANDIDIRI AKO HE3,," .. I TOLD HER WHAT I FELT ABOUT HER...LIKE THIS,,"LAM MO MYLAH",,MATGAL NKONG MAY CRUSH SAYO AT ALAM KO AALIS KA NA.....PWEDE BA AKONG MANLIGAW? MAMAYA PWEDE BA KITANG IHATID?? I LOOK INTO HER LOVELY EYES...

TO BE CONTINUED........

GO MANG JANI GO

“GO MANG JANI GO”

“GO MANG JANI GO”

I WOKE UP VERY EARLY THIS DAY, I DON’T KNOW WHY?? I HEARD A VOICE WITHIN ME TELLING TO DO SOMETHING … I FINISHED MY CHORES, I PREPARED MY “BAON” FOR SCHOOL, I ALREADY LISTENED TO MY FAVORITE MORNING SHOW IN THE “RADIO VERITAS” (am band), I EVEN SAW MY FACE IN THE MIRROR (AND I WAS SHOCKED NOT BECAUSE I SAW A GREMLIN HE3..BECAUSE I SAW A POTENTIAL NEXT BIG THING ACTOR IN T.V. (WHO IS LOOK A LIKE OF JOMARI YLLANA, MARK HERRAS AND STAR STRUCK SURVIVOR (ALJUR OF PAMPANGA)..HE3.

SUDDENLY I GLANCE AGAIN AND (HOOO LALAH) IT WAS JUST ME....HE3. (AND I SAID TO MYSELF “ANG GUWAPO TALAGA NI LORD” KASING GUWAPO KO HE3, THEN I REMEMBERED AN (OLDY BUT GOODY FRIEND) HIS NAME IS “MANG JANI”.

HE WAS MANG JANI THAT I USED T0 SEE EVERY MORNING IN OUR (LIBRARY) THAT WELCOMES ME WITH A HUGE BARITONE VOICE AND SAYS “WAJE KUMUSTA NA”?? AND I WILL REPLY IN A SOFT MODULATING VOICE SOMEWHAT LIKE A VOICE OF A RADIO ANNOUNCER, LIKE THIS (O.K. LANG

PO

NEARRRRR!!!!)HE3... MANG JANI WAS A JANITOR BEFORE DURING MY FIRST YEAR IN OUR SCHOOL, I USED TO SEE HIM WITH A (WALIS TING-TING) IN HIS RIGHT HAND, AND ON HIS LEFT HAND A DUST PAN..I DIDN’T KNOW HIM YET THAT TIME BUT I CAN SEE IN HIS EYES THE DEDICATION TO GROW...AS THE TIME PASSED I’M ALREADY ON MY FOURTH YEAR ONE MORNING WITH A BRIGHT SUNNY DAY AND THE WINDS IS BLEWING ON MY FACE, I SAW “MANG JANI” IS IN THE FRONT DESK OF OUR LIBRARY. I SAID TO MYSELF (aba okie to ha?? kilala ko to e,, janitor to dati?!!) WHEN I’D FINISHED SIGNING IN TO THE LOG BOOK.. MANG JANI ASKED ME A QUESTION “taga saan yung mga WAJE??” and I REPLIED (taga PAMPANGA PO). AND I ADDED (actually po may lahi kaming “JAPANESE”) then I SAW HIS FOREHEAD WRINKLED AND LAUGHS…(ha ha ha.. ganun ba??). THAT IS THE START OF OUR FRIENDSHIP ALMOST EVERDAY WE CHIT-CHAT, I’M ASKING HIM TO HELP ME FIND THE BOOKS I NEED, HE WAS SUCH A GREAT HELP FOR ME BECAUSE HE WAS TALL, HE CAN REACH ALL THE BOOKS FROM THE BOOKSHELVES..I ENJOYED GOING TO THE LIBRARY BECAUSE I KNOW I HAVE A FRIEND THAT CAN GIVE ME A HAND.IT WAS SUCH A GREAT TIME, I EVEN KNEW THAT HE WAS GOING TO SCHOOL TAKING-UP (BUSINESS ADMINISTRATION)… AND ATTENDING AS AN ASSISTANT IN THE LIBRARY WAS HIS PART-TIME JOB, HE SAID TO ME THE WORDS THAT I CAN’T FORGET (YUNG PAG-AARAL WALA SA EDAD YAN NASA DETERMINASYON MONG MATUTO). MANG JANI WAS IN HIS LATE 50’S BUT THIS OLD FOLK IS CHARGED WITH EXTRA MEGA SUPER DUPER ULTRAMAGNETIC (DETERMINATION AND PASSION). HE EVEN SAYS TO ME EVERYDAY AND REMINDING ME…

(waje!! Kelangan ko Makita pangalan mo sa BANNER..NA ISA KA SA MGA NAKAPASA SA BOARD EXAM…). I WISH YOU CAN SEE MY NAME IN A HUGE BANNER “MANG JANI”…IN THE YEAR 2008..I KNOW WHEREVER YOU ARE RIGHT NOW YOU ARE IN GOOD CONDITION.

“MANG JANI” IS ALREADY GONE. HE DIED…

I’M HAPPY FOR YOU “MANG JANI” THAT YOU FULFILLED YOUR DREAMS AND MISSIONS IN YOUR LIFE. I KNOW YOU ARE IN HEAVEN RIGHT NOW. I’M GLAD THAT I CAME TO KNOW YOU AND THE WORDS AND TEACHINGS THAT YOU IMPARTED TO ME WILL REMAIN IN ME FOREVER..

I AM CONFIDENT THAT I WILL PASS THE BOARD EXAM, BECAUSE I KNOW A GUY UP THERE WHO IS PRAYING FOR ME…

I’M DEDICATING THE BOARD EXAMINATION IN THE YEAR 2008 FOR YOU “MANG JANI”..PLEASE ASK GOD TO WRITE MY NAME IN THE BANNER….HA???

TO “MANG JANI” MAY THE FOR BE WITH YOU..!! “GO MANG JANI GO”...

Love language

WHAT IS YOUR LOVE LANGUAGE??

FRIDAY

JANUARY 26, 2006

IT'S MY SECOND TIME TO WRITE ON MY BLOG,AND I 'M VERY VERY EXCITED...YIPEEE..HE3..NO KIDDING.. I WANNA REVIEW SOME STEPS THAT I'VE LEARNED FROM MY MENTOR NAMED BRO. BO SANCHEZ-A GREAT AUTHOR,PREACHER,BUSINESSMAN,..WHAT ELSE??HE IS REALLY GREAT...OK I'LL START NOW...

WHAT IS YOUR LOVE LANGUAGE??

THIS TOPIC APPLIES TO ALL KINDS OF RELATIONSHIPS WITH YOUR FRIENDS,FAMILY,RELATIVES,PETS, AND ESPECIALLY YOUR GF/BF, HUSBANDS/WIVES...

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT TO KNOW OR IDENTIFY THE LOVE LANGUAGE OF THE PERSON YOU LOVE, BECAUSE YOU MAY FAIL TO LOVE HIM/HER, EXAMPLE.. MAYBE THE THINGS YOU ARE GIVING OR DOING FOR HER/HIM ARE NOT THE THINGS THAT MAKE HIM/HER FEEL LOVED....IT IS OK TO ASKED HER/HIM OF WHAT ARE THOSE THINGS THAT YOU CAN DO TO MAKE HER/HIM FEEL LOVED...

FIVE KINDS OF LOVE LANGUAGE

1. WORDS OR AFFIRMATION - THESE ARE THE ROMANTIC WORDS THAT WE SAY TO THE PERSON WE LOVE..BY SAYING "I LOVE YOU DARLING!!I LOVE YOU BEBE!TART,HONEY,MOCCA CAKE, PANDAN CAKE,..OR BY PRAISING HER/HIM..LIKE THIS.."HON PARA KANG BALAKUBAK KASI I CAN'T GET YOU OUT OF MY HEAD...

2. TIME - MAYBE THIS IS THE DIFFICULT LOVE LANGUAGE THAT WE CAN'T GIVE TO OUR PARTNERS, COZ WE ARE BUSY OF OUR JOBS,..WE ARE IN HURRY OF DOING THINGS FOR OUR SELVES..AND SOMETIME WE FORGOT TO HAVE A TIME WITH OUR FAMILIES,FRIENDS,AND MOST ESPECIALLY YOUR PARTNER,,MY SUGGESTION IS TO SLOW DOWN..LET'S HAVE TIME WITH OUR PARTNERS,,LIKE DINING WITH HER/HIM,EATING "MANI" AND BUTONG PAKWAN WITH HER...SPENT TIME WITH YOUR PARTNER,,BECAUSE OUR TIME IN THIS WORLD IS RUNNING OUT..IT IS OK TO INVEST YOUR TIME WITH YOUR PARTNER THAN OTHER UNNECESSARY THINGS.

3. GIVING GIFTS- WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU GAVE YOUR PARTNER A PRECIOUS GIFT??LAST CHRISTMAS?B-DAY?ANNIVERSARY?GRADUATION DAY??NATIONAL HEROES DAY?INDEPENDENCE DAY??ETC...IT IS NOT IMPORTANT TO GIVE YOUR PARTNER A HIGH-PRICE GIFT LIKE ROLEKS,SIGNATURE CLOTHES,ETC..."KAHIT BARGAIN LANG OK NA...O KAYA BIGYAN MO SIYA NG CANDY, KAHIT TUTSEROL,,,MAPAPASAYA MO ANG TAONG MAHAL MO...THE POINT HERE IS YOU REMEMBERED HIM/HER IKA NGA..IT'S THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS...

4- ACTS OF SERVICE- THESE ARE DEEPER KIND OF LOVE LANGUAGE .,BECAUSE YOU ARE EXERTING YOUR EFFORT, ,GAYA NG PAGBALAT MO SIYA BUTONG PAKWAN,ALISIN MO YUNG MGA KUTO SA ULO NIYA,TIRISIN ANG MGA LISA,,HE3..DI NAMAN KELANGAN NA EXTRAVAGANT..BIG THINGS COME FROM SMALL BEGINNINGS,,,EVENTUALLY HE/SHE WILL LOVE U MUCH IN RETURN..

5.PHYSICAL TOUCH- IT IS A LOVE LANGUAGE THAT CAN MAKE PARTNERS CLOSE TOGETHER,CLOSE IN A SENSE YOU ARE EXPRESSING YOUR LOVE THROUGH YOUR BODY, BY KISSING,MASSAGING,OR HUGGING..

ANYONE WHO WILL READ THIS BLOG, I ENCOURAGE YOU TO EXPLORE THE LOVE LANGUAGE OF YOUR PARTNER SO THAT YOU WILL LIVE A FANTASTIC AND ROMANTIC LIFE....

YOURS TRULY,

A.R.W.

Orientation!!

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN EXPERIENCED BEING LOST??? I BET YOU ALREADY!!!
YOU KNOW THE FEELING RIGHT? YOU ARE LIKE ONE OF THE EARLIEST MAN EVER BEEN EXISTED IN THE PLANET EARTH,, JUST LIKE WE STUDIED IN "HISTORY" WAY BACK IN MY ELEMENTARY DAYS...I RECALLED THEM..SOMETHING LIKE "JAVA MAN AND TAONG PEKING, PRE-CAGNON MAN"...HAHAHA!

FIRST DAY OF THE REVIEW...I WALKED WALKED AND WALKED....UNTIL I DROPPED...AT THE LRT STATION I DON'T EVEN KNEW WHERE WILL I PULL OVER, IS IT IN TAYUMAN,BLUMENTRITT, OR CARRIEDO.. WEW BOY! I WALKED. TO FIND THE STATION OF JEEPNEYS....FIRST STOP..I CHOSE TAYUMAN,,,,,SINCE IT IS RUSH HOUR TIME...ALL OF THE PASSENGERS ARE ACTTUALLY STANDING....nakatayo sila man!!! hahahaha...I should FOLLOW A GROUP OF PEOPLE WHERE THEY WILL GO DOWNSTAIRS,!!! frANKLY SPEAKING I BECAMED ASHAMED OF ASKING SOMEONE WHERE WILL I GO...YOU KNOW WHY??? IT WAS SATURDAY WITH MY SISTER,WE ASKED A LADY VENDOR.. I ASKED HER..AHMMM SAN PO BA PAPUNTANG USTE,,,?? YUN SA KANTO,,,AND SHE POINTED A FINGER,,,OVER THERE! SHE SAID... SHE DID'NT EVEN LOOKED AT ME...HAHAHA.. HELLO? I SHOULD BEEN SAID THESE WORDS TO HER...AHMMM DON'T YOU KNOW ME.?.. I'M THE HALF BROTHER OF JOMARI YLLANA...WOW..OKIE BACK TO THE TRIP..I ASKED A POLICEMAN IN UNIFORM..."BOSS SAN PO BA SAKAYAN NG PAPUNTANG USTE??" HE SAID...DIRETSO KA LANG DIYAN SA KANTO....I FELT GREAT RELIEF...I THOUGHT HE WOULD ASKED ME TO PAY FOR HIS COFFEE FOR THAT PROFOUND QUESTION,,HAHAHA...I HARDLY WALKED AND SAID TO MYSELF...KONTING TIIS NALANG.....I SAW THE JEEPNEY STATION AND I RAN INSIDE AND SAT DOWN....IT TOOK ABOUT MAYBE A 15 MINUTE TRIP TILL WE REACHED UST...BUT MY DESTINATION IS NOT REALLY UST,BUT THE REVIEW CENTER NEARBY.... THE DRIVER SAID,,,"OH UST DYAN"... I HAVE NO CHOICE, I WALKED WALKED WALKED....AND WALKED MAYBE FOR A MILE....UNTIL I FOUND MYSELF THISTRY AND HUNGRY...IN THE REVIEW CENTER,,,THE TIME OF MY CLASS IS 11 AM... IT WAS ALREADY ONE O'CLOCK,,.!!I FELT IWAS GONG TO BE UNCONSCIOUS THEN I SAW A CLASSMATE.AND HE SAID,,,"?BUKAS PA START NG REVIEW"!!!!ORIENTATION LANG...,,,THNX GOD.....HAHAHAHA WHAT A DAY!!!

orientation lang..........!

May 06, 2008 in COMEDY | Permalinkorie