Friday, June 20, 2008

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NABUSTED K N B?

OK MY AVID READERS,HE3 KUNG MERON MAN, I WANT TO TELL MY UNTOLD STORY HE3...ABOUT MY LOVELIFE..HU HU HU!!HE3..

HIGHSCHOOL LIFE WAS THE HAPPIEST MOMENT OF ANY STUDENT JUST LIKE ME...BUT I STARTED TO HAVE A CRUSH WAYBACK IN MY GRADE ONE..HE3..YUP THAT'S VERY TRUE..HER NAME WAS "AIZA" BUT SHE WAS A BOYISH TYPE OF GAL,THEN GRADE TWO, I MET "RHEA" SHE IS SO LOVELY AND PRETTY I REMEMBER THE DAYS WHEN OUR CLASSMATES WERE TEASING US AND SAYING THESE WORDS, "UY BAGAY SILA"...Ako naman sa loob-loob ko sinasabi ko, "SIGE PA, HE3.." BUT EVENTUALLY "RHEA" TRANSFERED IN OTHER SCHOOL. I WAS LEFT LONELY AND ALONE...FROM GRADE 3 TO GRADE 6...I FOCUS ON MY STUDIES, EVEN THERE WERE MANY GIRLS EYEING ON ME...

MY FIRST DAY IN HIGSHOOL WAS SO GREAT,WHEN OUR TEACHER TOLD US TO INTRODUCE OURSELVES, ONE GIRL CATCHED MY ATTENTION SHE WAS PETITE,CUTE, SHE HAS ROUND AND LOVELY EYES, WHITE COMPLEXIONED, BLOND GIRL...I FELT SOMETHING STRANGE, MY HEART STARTED TO PALPITATE, AND IT'S LIKE I WAS ELECTRICUTED..HE3...HER NAME WAS "MYLAH"...SHE WAS OUR MUSE THEN, BECAUSE SHE WAS PRETTY...BUY SAD TO SAY SHE WAS EYEING ON MY CLASSMATE, HE WAS TALLER, MORE HANDSOME..ako cute lang..he3.. BUT MY CLASSMATE IS NOT INTERESTED TO HER...AND I'M HAPPY ABOUT IT...

2ND YEAR "MY YEAR"- IT WAS OUR FOUNDATION NIGHT, FINALLY I HAVE THE CHANCE TO BE WITH HER....THAT NIGHT LIGHTS SUDDENLY SHUT OFF, EUREKA, IT'S BROWN OUT,,HE3... I WAS WITH THEM THAT TIME SHE WAS ACCOMPANIED BY HER TWO GIRLFRIENDS, BECAUSE WE CAN'T DO ANYTHING, WE JUST SAT ON THE GROUND AND STARTED TO CHIT-CHAT..WE STARTED TO PLAY "TRUTH OR CONSEQUENCE". AND AFTER 3 MINUTES IT'S MY TURN ...I CHOSE TRUTH AND HER GIRLFRIEND STARTED TO ASK ME A PROFOUND QUESTION....SHE ASKED, " WHO AMONG US IS YOUR CRUSH??".. I SAID MY-MY- MYLAH?? THEY STARTED TO SHOUT....YIHEEEEEEEE,,,,MYLAH... I FELT A RUSH OF BLOOD ON MY FACE....JUST RIGHT AFTER THEY SHOUTED,,THE LIGHTS SUDDENLY TURN ON...AND IT'S MY CHANCE TO ASK "MYLAH" TO DANCE...WE, THEN HURRIEDLY WENT TO THE DANCE FLOOR..AND ASKED HER, MY-MY-MYLAH..MAY I DANCE WITH YOU!! AND SHE SAID..YE-YESS...ALLAN....WIPPEEEEEE!!! IT'S LIKE I WON ONE MILLION PESOS WITH BELLY DANCERS DANCING WITH ME...HE3.. I TOOK HER HAND AND SHE PUT HER HANDS ON MY SHOULDERS, AND I PUT MY TREMBLING HANDS ON HER SEXY HIPS..."ANG LAMBOT....." SHE WAS SO SEXY INDEED... WE TALKED,,,AND I BEGAN TO START OUR CONVERSATION...I CAN'T EVEN STARE AT HER EYES AND LOOK AT HER FACE...ASK ME WHY?? BECAUSE I HAVEN'T CHEWED ANY CANDIES OR CHEWING GUM..MAYBE SHE WILL SMELL MY NOT SO "BAD BREATH"..IT'S ALREADY 12 PM THAT NIGHT..THAT'S WHY I'M NOT CONFIDENT,,BECAUSE THE BREATH OF COUNT DRACULA WILL START TO STINK,,HE3..MEANWHILE ON THE DANCEFLOOR.. I ENJOYED EVERY SECOND I TOUCH HER,,FINALLY AFTER SO MANY DAYS AND MONTHS I FANTASIZED AND DREAMING ABOUT HER..IT ALREADY COME TO PASSED.. WHAT A NIGHT....IT'S A NIGHT TO REMEMBER FOR ME...

DAYS HAD PASSED I'M DETERMINED TO COURT "MYLAH", BUT THE PROBLEM WAS I DON'T KNOW HO TO COURT A LADY...SHE WAS MY MEMBER AND I'M THE LEADER, WE WERE CLEANERS OF THE ROOM EVERY FRIDAY, BECAUSE OUR SURNAMES WERE THE LAST LETTERS IN THE ALPHABET.WE WERE ARRANGED ALPHABETICALLY. MY SURNAME IS "W" AND HER WAS "T".. EVERY FRIDAY I SEE TO IT, TO SHOW OFF HER WHAT I GOT .. I ARRANGED THE ARM CHAIRS AND SHE WAS SWEEPING THE FLOOR... I FELT SOMETHING STRANGE ABOUT US...SHE WAS QUITE AND I NOTICED SHE WAS NOT LIKE THE "MYLAH" I USED TO KNOW WHO WAS "KALOG".. SHE WAS "DEMURE" NOW AND MORE CONSCIOUS ABOUT HER LOOKS.. I WAS HAPPY ABOUT THAT,AND THEN A VOICE INSIDE ME STARTS TO SAY "WHOOH, MAY GUSTO RIN SAKIN TO HE3"....

WEEKS HAD PASSED, AND OUR "RECOGNITION DAY" IS FAST APPROACHING.. I RECEIVED A "NEWS" FROM MY CLASSMATE, "JOSELITO" , A.K.A. "SALATERO" HE3... HE SAID TO ME THAT "MYLAH" WAS LEAVING OUR SCHOOL, BECAUSE SHE WILL GOING TO TRANSFER IN "PAGALANGGANG NATIONAL HIGH"..I FELT SAD ABOUT WHAT I HEARD.."AND I'M "MR. LONELY" ONCE AGAIN ..BUT THIS GUY "JOSELITO" CHEERED ME UP, HE SAID TO ME.."BAKIT DI NO SIYA LIGAWAN?" AND I SAID " DI NGA AKO MARUNONG E.... pANO BA?"..AND HE RESPONDED.. "MADALI LANG YAN..SIGE AKO BAHALA". IT WAS A "HOT" AFTERNOON, THE LEAVES FROM THE TREES WERE FALLING DOWN FROM THEIR BRANCHES" AND A COOL SUMMER WIND IS BLOWING....AND I WAS SITTING ON THE BENCH OF OUR CORRIDOR..AND SUDDENLY OUR CLASSMATES ANNOUNCED TO US THAT THERE WILL BE NO CLASSES.. THEY ALL YELLED, "YEHEY"...BUT ME I SAID IN A LOW PITCHED MELLO-DRAMATIC VOICE, LIKE THE VOICE OF A "LAMPAYATOT"...."Y--E-E--E--SSSSS"????..HE3.. AND I SAW " JOSELITO",,,"LAN! COME HERE, I HAVE A PLAN HE SAID... I ASKED "WHAT IS YOUR PLAN".. ??. HE ANSWERED.."I WANT TO TELL YOU THAT "MYLAH" IS IN THE ROOM OF "SECTION-MAHOGANY".. I WANT YOU TO GO AND SEE HER,,ASKED HER A PERMISSION TO COURT HER....HE ADDED.. I TREMBLED.. AND SAID THE EMPOWERING WORDS,,,.CGE !!!.. I WALKED INTO THE ROOM, CLOSED THE DOOR,,,AND I SAW HER....! SHE WAS SO PRETTY .."ANG GANDA NIYA TALAGA"!.. BUT MY KNEES STARTED TO SHAKE,,AND MY HANDS WERE TREMBLING,, I APPROACH HER, AND I SAID, "HI" , KUMAIN KA NA???...AND SHE SAID ..OO NAMAN,.." WHAT A QUESTION"!!.. IT'S ALREADY 2:00 pm , .."siyempre kumain na siya he3"... I FELT PRESSURED,,BUT I TRIED TO MAKE OUR CONVERSATION TO RUN SMOOTHLY... I WAS SO SEROUS THAT TIME...IF I COULD SEE MYSELF THAT TIME..."MANDIDIRI AKO HE3,," .. I TOLD HER WHAT I FELT ABOUT HER...LIKE THIS,,"LAM MO MYLAH",,MATGAL NKONG MAY CRUSH SAYO AT ALAM KO AALIS KA NA.....PWEDE BA AKONG MANLIGAW? MAMAYA PWEDE BA KITANG IHATID?? I LOOK INTO HER LOVELY EYES...

TO BE CONTINUED........

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